(to be sung to the tune of "Grandma's Feather Bed")

Written and sung by Banjo Bill

The other day I was looking for fun, wanted something new
Came across the dance of math, thought that might do.
We twirled and whirled across the floor, making patterns around the hall
But the best darn thing about it was, didn't seem like math at all.


It's a dance of fun to meet us all and see what math's about.
They'll be some talks the very next day that will be fun no doubt.
It has some puzzles and juggling too, even games of chance,
We didn't get much sleep, but we had a lot of fun at the mathematics dance.

On Tuesday morning at quarter past 9, the show will hit the school
Ben will talk about some code, Bill will play the fool.
It will be fun for everyone and not at all a curse
Burkard has a show for all, he juggles the universe.


Now some stuff was neat and stuff was cool, I say more the merrier
I broke a code, swapped a site and even found an area!
But if I ever have to make a choice, I can say it with a laugh
I'd trade them all and for the rest of my life, do the dance of math.